100 Funny Typos from one Graphic Design Blog Stats

1. freelace graphic design portfolioMight want to check near your shoelace for that…
2. how to get graphic design work over 50Pretend you are 30 and see what happens.
3. what happens when you print a image that is 72 dpiIt comes out of the printer looking really bad. Take an look close up…
4. can i print a 72 dpi imageI think you mean “may I print…”
5. david airey fontHe doesn’t have a font, but he does have a designer hat and socks.
6. graphic design failAnd why does my site come up for this search?
7. +”freelance” +”graphic design” +”what to charge”Could you be more specific?
8. 21th graphic designThat’s easy. Just look for the 22th and back up one.
9. abstract sketches of furnitureIf it’s abstract, how will you know you found it?
10. bai logoBai! You can has logo!
11. beer typefaceTo find a beer typeface, you need beer goggles. A pint of Guiness should get you started.
12. best grapich designerTalk to the best lgoo desginre and I’m sure he or she kowns someneo.
13. best typohraphy fonts lohoI hreatly suhhest hetting a new keyboard to avoid this ehrehious error.
14. best-fonts-combinationTry the use-less-hyphen approach for much-more-accurate results.
15. can i draw graphics like google analyticsI don’t know, can you?
16. can you get a fifth color in cymk printingLet’s see. CMYK = 4 color process. The answer is no (unless you mean spot color  ).
17. can you print a 72 dpi imageTest: hit print and see what happens.
18. can you print online images at 300dpi?This question will never, ever go away.
19. chirdlikeYou have been pwned by chirdlike reasoning.
20. converting from 72 dpi to 300 dpi to printNo, you can’t. Please stop.
21. corate identity timeline
22. corporate advertising print calendar design portfolioPlease be more specific…
23. corporate identi aiConsult your dicti aie first.
24. cymk and you get a fifth color printing
    CMYK and you get four colors, hence the CMY and K.
25. desiner logo portafolioYes, right next to the portobello mushrooms and Chianti.
26. do most graphic designers fail?Why are you asking me this? What are you implying.
27. does it take longer to scan 300 dpi or 72 dpiI’ll give you one guess.
28. download fonte futuraNo, you can’t download free “real” fonts.
29. download top 100 fontsNo, you can’t download free “real” fonts, still.
30. dr sketching arthouseSorry, Dr. Sketching is not availabe. He’s at the Arthouse.
31. effect on project when changing project hourly rateYou lose the client, that’s all.
32. film resolution dpiFilm does not have resolution…it’s film.
33. font combinatiesTry again at google.fr
34. font combonations“I’ll have the Helvetica burger with a side of Futura fries.”
35. font comninations
36. font most used in schoolNew Century Schoolbook, silly!
37. four thing u have to do in graphic designR u asking me 2 du this 4 u?
38. freelance designer failOK, this whole fail thing is getting my goat…
39. freelance graphic design opinions david aireyDo you really want to know what I think of David Airey? C’mon, look at his mad logo design skillz?
40. freelance graphic designer how to invoice australiaI would start with a $1million AU bill to the “King of Australia” and see what happens.
41. freelance graphic designer rephrase“Rephrase freelance designer of graphics” – how’s that?
42. frelance smak, sre.
43. graphic design+pdf+do comment boxes print?You have 3 questions here. Try 3 different searches in a row.
44. graphic designer: it’s cool being oneIt’s definitely cool being me, and such.
45. how to draw simple easy amazing things on a blank sheet of whiteJust get a pencil and paper and draw like Leonardo – how else would you do this? Silly question…
46. how to fix a fifth color in cmykYour problem is due in large part to a lack of a fifth color being present to be able to fix.
47. how to go from 72 to 300 dpi for printingListen: you can’t.
48. how to print a web page in 300 dpi on paperYou are still not listening. You can’t. For many reasons beyond the scope of…you.
49. how to print on 300 dpiHow to print on 300 dpi what? Hmmm. Go to Staples and ask for 300 dpi paper, maybe.
50. i am going to tell you one more timeI’m all ears!
51. i just got my degree in graphic design and i dont have a portfolioYou may have gotten ripped off at your college.
52. i’m a graphic designer where do i get printed?It’s kind of a chicken-and-egg thing now, isn’t it!
53. i’m graphic designer and i need to get clientsI’m client – let’s get 2 gether!
54. i’m i to old to be a graphic designerYes, the heavy lifting does exclude certain age groups from this physically demanding line of work.
55. if the web is 72 dpi why are higher res images better qualityBecause higher res images are better quality, which has nothing to do with the web.
56. ikea caintBut, ikea cain after all! I’ve see it!
57. im gonna be graphic designerGo get’em tiger!
58. information design workbook graphic approaches solutions and inspiration plus 30 case studiesI have 25 case studies – will that do?
59. jpg is 300 dpi but opens at 72 dpiThen your jpg is not 300 dpi.
60. like father like son spelled in all fontsMost things are spelled in all fonts, unless you are using sign language.
61. logos of a house sketchesLost me on that one…
62. many graphic designers are leave why?leave cuz can’t communicating client bill to financial pays.
63. moleskin top hat
    Ewwwww!
64. new poster for wasting things (based on graphics design)
65. organisation’s right to inspect computers ofgraphic communications
66. over the top font
67. pdf art tps ii
68. pdf font like verdanaWhat is a PDF font? And why do you want one like Verdana? Don’t we already have enough Verdana in the world?
69. photoshop resolution 72 dpi to 300 dpiNO!
70. photoshop resulution 72-dpi to 300-dpiN-O-!
71. ping pong design in alphabetical order
72. prefered font for emailUse Helvetica, which is faster than Times Roman because it has no serifs. Also, studies have shown 6pt Helvetica to be faster than 12pt Helvetica because it’s smaller.
73. printing higher than 72 dpi on web pagesNo. Stop it.
74. printing web resolution higher than 72 dpiYou really need to stop it.
75. production possibility is a graphical combination which a society can use for resourcesPlease consult the Flux Capacitor manual for more instruction. One may be located on the TARDIS.
76. pros and cons of a graphic designerPro: I’m good. Con: I’m expensive.
77. questions i need to ask my im designing a website
78. responsibilities of the warehousing head
79. screen resolution 72 lines
80. site web top 10 de freelance en art graphiqueOui!
81. some things graphic designer would design for a clientLike maybe a logo, a website, a mug, a book, a poster. Let me think of a few more when I get some time.
82. this is going to be the final designAgreed.
83. tips til pdf printWhen waiting for the PDF to print, you can 1) surf the web, 2) get coffee, 3) check out twitter or 4) look at your Google Analytics stats for strange things.
84. top fintsI think a blog dedicated to typigraphy might have an answer for you.
85. unpaid freelance graphic design work in photoshopWho told you I did that?
86. we always look out for freelancerYes, and when you find one, you put a big hat on him that says “sucker”. See # 85.
87. website grader – do it work?It do work!
88. what are the four things that we can drawWe can draw 1) a potato, 2) a cow, 3) a car and 4) a vase. Other than those, we don’t know if we can draw anything else.
89. what is a graphic designers job in the printing processTo make the pre-press technician very, very upset that he can’t say out loud how dumb most graphic designers are  .
90. what is anice font for wall writingMost graffiti artists just kind of make up their own fonts.
91. what is most popular font for drawings?That might be “chicken scratch” but I’d have to confirm.
92. what percentage of graphic designers are excellent at design?About 3%.
93. where should a graphic designer liveNear a cafe with free wi-fi.
94. why all graphic designers must useI think it’s simply customary that in fact all graphic designers must use.
95. why do designers like akzidenz groteskWhy does Elvis like Rock and Roll?
96. why dont graphic designer likes verdanaI like Verdana, just not when Ikea uses it…
97. why should i be a graphic designerNobody says you have to be a graphic designer…
98. will the role of the graphic designer and design have
    changed in any way?I can’t tell if this question is going to happen or if it will have happenend.
99. top 10 fintsI know the top 3 are Hilvitici, Girimind, and Fitiri.
100. what is a one color print jobIt’s a print job with…one color. But it could also be a four color job, as long as all four colors are the same.